Anchovies on pizza. You NEVER forget your first taste.
My chiropractor is delusional. He believes I’m double-jointed.
My corny chat-up lines - 1 Your poker face - 0
Old acquaintances. Are why I grew a disguise.
The perfect bikini body is always two months in the future
Love takes time. Hate is immediate.
Spammers eventually get visited by the Ghost of Internet Memes Past
My sunny personality is often hidden behind a cloud
My sense of humour is funny infantile
I’m just like my hair. Totally unmanageable.
